CLL #889 (feat. Tia Carrere)
02/24/1999 – Wednesday Night Show
Source – Kevin Tape (2016) with Tobydog Tape (2009) Patches
This is a brand new merging of the newest acquired source with patches from the existing Toby Tape, Tia is making her first of two known CLL visits, she returns in December of 2002 and she may have a lost visit previous to this one, it’s unclear. She also has two MTV Loveline appearances, she guested on MTV LL 03/03/1999 and again on 02/23/2000. The show starts with Dr. Drew attempting to run the ship and Tia already in studio. Adam joins them from the back of a limo for part of the first break and then makes it to the studio in time to open the 2nd segment, Adam has a buzz on and is in rare form. Adam is fresh from accompanying Natalie Maines to the Grammy Awards and is still unaware of the prank machinations of one Jimmy Kimmel.
From Wiki: Althea Rae Janairo (born January 2, 1967), known professionally as Tia Carrere, is an American actress, model, voice actress, and singer who obtained her first big break as a regular on the daytime soap opera General Hospital. She played Cassandra Wong in the feature films Wayne’s World and Wayne’s World 2, Juno Skinner in True Lies, Nani in Lilo & Stitch, its sequel films and Lilo & Stitch: The Series, Queen Tyr’ahnee in Duck Dodgers, and Sydney Fox in the television series Relic Hunter. She appeared as a contestant in the second season of Dancing with the Stars and the fifth season of The Celebrity Apprentice.
LLT Notes: Drew starts the show by saying he will actually read the faxes because Adam is at the Grammy awards with Natalie from Dixie Chix. This is where the infamous Dixie Chix prank came from.
Drew is looking forward to taking calls without Adam slowing everything down but all of a sudden Adam is heard talking on the phone. He calls Tia the most beautiful woman in the world and that he’s in the back of a town car on the way to the studio. Adam sounds a bit drunk. He admits to having a couple drinks but is not loaded.
Drew says he saw Adam on tv with the Dixie Chix when they won. Adam goes on to talk some more but engineer Mike hangs up on him.
Just as they go into the second call Adam enters the studio. He is wearing a tux and is upset about having to sit in Drew’s chair.
When Adam says his girlfriend may kill him for the whole Dixie Chix thing, Drew says his wife may kill him also. Adam says he wasn’t sure what to do when they won. He couldn’t hug anyone or it would look bad. When Tia asks why Natalie asked him to go, Adam says it was because she heard him talking about farting and then
fanning it up to his face.
A girl stands up for home schooled kids. She yaps on and on about meeting with other kids in a park once a week and being able to go for walks.
Adam tries to talk to her about what she does the rest of the week but she is impossible and drives him insane. Drew eventually decides to go on to the next call.
A girl who has kids talks about her husband being a 24 year old Nintendo addicted insomniac.
Drew calls bogus on a call very early into it. He goes to set up the break and Adam yells at him because he’s still sitting in the wrong chair. When they come back from they break they are in their regular chairs again.
Drew says MTV is about to start airing Loveline the tv show at 11:00 in the morning. Adam says when he was walking out of the Grammys some guy yelled “MTV sucks,” as he walked by. Adam just looked at him and said “yep.”
Tia says Adam tux doesn’t match too well. He talks about a stylist trying to get a suite ready for him but the designer sizes running small.
Producer attacks Adam for sitting next to Natalie while the other two girl’s husbands were not.
12 year old caller Ashley talks about finding porn in her 15 year old brother’s room. I swear I heard a smoke detector chirp at 35:33.
Adam makes an analogy about measuring how far away planets are and Drew ruins it.
Tia points out Adam keeps saying “Y’all.” Adam actually compliments Celine Dion’s singing and gets the “yer gay” Drew drop.
Caller Angie talks sort of like a robot. When she says her boyfriends sells real estate, Adam goes off on real estate guys just barely being above car salesmen.
Tia has to leave early but Adam tries to see what she thinks of him before she goes. She says she would go out with him if she wasn’t married but he doesn’t buy it.
Drew gives a girl a phone number to call. When he asks her to write a second one down Adam yells at him for confusing her with all the numbers. He says if they went camping, Drew would light the fire inside of the tent.
Adam asks what band is playing the bumper and calls Drew “The gayest homosexual ever,” for not knowing. This is followed by a couple OOC Drew drops.
Drew talks about an antibacterial deodorant called betadine douche. Adam yells about girls in commercials jumping around in fountains and there not being any cops around to stop them.
Adam makes fun of an overweight women’s clothing store called “The Forgotten Woman.”
Near the end of the show Adam says he’s all joked out and has had it because he’s so tired. The stupid Morrell twins laughing drop is played and it almost puts him over the edge.
As the show ends Dr. Drew says he wrote an article for T.V. guide. Adam has some really bad gas at the end and subjects Drew to the smell.
Music Provided by Rich Banks