GLL Episode 1258

CLL #1258 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)

07/25/2000 Tuesday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been missing since it originally aired, nobody knows what happens. Let’s all listen together and find out!

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Music Provided by Rich Banks

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GLL Episode 1257

CLL #1257 (feat. Dynamite Hack)

07/24/2000 Monday Night Show

Source – Debbi and Chris Tape (2018) with Zone 105 Patches (2000)

This episode has been shared online for over 18 years, unfortunately the “Lost Tape” I thought existed cannot be found. Luckily a brand new source of fan recordings just came through from Debbi and Chris and it contained this very episode. Now 100% complete with a medium audio upgrade one of my favorite episodes of the show with one of the greatest “one time only” bands to ever appear on CLL.

From WikiDynamite Hack is a post-grunge band, formed in Austin, Texas in 1997 taking its name from a line in the film Caddyshack in which Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) describes the marijuana he is smoking as “dynamite hack” to Ty Webb (Chevy Chase).

They are best known for their cover of “Boyz-n-the-Hood“, an acoustic re-imagining of the rap single by Eazy-E. The song was the first single from their 2000 album Superfast and peaked at No. 12 on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart. In its wake, the group recorded a full-length album, titled Superfast, which was released locally in January 2000 and remixed for national distribution by Universal that summer. The single was also used in the tribute to rap Take a Bite Outta Rhyme: A Rock Tribute to Rap

According to their Facebook page, Dynamite Hack was expected to release their “lost” second album How to Break Up a Band in the summer of 2011.[1] A new track “My Gun” can also be streamed on that page.

The single, “Sunshine”, from the album How to Break Up a Band was released on 7/11/11 with 4 non-album bonus tracks.

A new album, entitled Beardsley Mitchell, was announced for release in 2015.

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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PODGODZ 309

Podgodz 309

Recorded 11 December 2018

Shit

We had a fuck ton of rain, like 2 inches in 4 hours. Transit flooded.

 

 

Podcasts

No Agenda

Acidental Tech Podcast

Omnibus

Do By Friday

Roderick on the Line

Skip to the End

Junkfood Cinema

Good Place official podcast

The incomparable

Unatended Consequences

 

 

New

None

 

Dropping?

None

 

The Show:

Turner & Hooch (1989)

 

On a scale of 1 to 10 on the Pumps & a Bump (original version) scale, this is a 4 of how much of Tom Hank’s package you are forced to see.

 

Weird things I noticed

 

Turner has a star badge, typical of Sheriff’s in a wallet folder for a shield badge.

 

Hooch breaks the window. When Turner is on scene investigating the death, the animal handlers go through a door with the windows boarded up. Who boarded up those windows?

 

Tom Hanks is super anal and is unreasonably angry

 

I had not seen this since the theatre, didn’t remember much, so why did I know Craig T. Nelson is a bad guy?

 

I think that this is T. Hanks, just after dumping his pre-fame wife, mother of Colin. He thought this was his sexy movie, so that’s why he fired and replaced Fonzie as the director. It’s a challenge to have the nicest man in Hollywood hate you. I remember the early interviews on Roswell with Colin Hanks talking shit about his dad, since he was on his mother’s side and hadn’t yet been won back over by his Dad casting him.

 

The music in this movie is horrible, fuck you Charles Gross!

 

Where did Hooch sleep the first night? I find it unlikely that Turner didn’t bath him immediately.

 

Why during the wacky hijinks is Hooch not pissing on something?

 

Spottiswoode is not a good director.

 

The people on Does the Dog Die need to fix their shit. They say this movie has a clown, a kid who dies, a parent who dies, finger/toe mutiliation

, shaving/cutting, and says there is a shower scene. No…there is a bath scene. Where is the one where a clown breaks in, mutilates a finger or toe and then kills a parent and child?

 

I would prefer this movie with Lea Thompson.

 

Time to get a better view of Hank’s package and taint!

 

I refuse to believe this Turner would wait until the morning of day three to give him a bath.

 

FULL TAINT SHOT

 

So hooch fucked that shoe, didn’t he.

 

VelJohnson cares way too much about Turner getting some.

 

There are some bad leash continuity problems in this movie.

 

Yeah kid, your moms a pussy because she bought a Tercel!

 

That is so not what money laundering is or how money was smuggled out of the country. This is what stupid old white dudes thought was going on, not pallets of money that filled warehouses.

 

VelJohnson is creepy as fuck

 

It’s weird that Turner is using a revolver.

 

Aaaand Hooch gets shot.

 

Aaaaand Turner kills coach.

 

Aaaaaaand Hooch dies

 

Aaaaaaaaand Turner is now the chief.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaand Turner is now shacked up with Not Lea Thompson and they have a little Hooch…I don’t think that’s how dog genetics work.

 

And least it was an easier movie to watch than the one where they teach the chimps to fly and then nuke them.

 

 

 

Movies

Hooper

 

 

TV

Mitchel and Webb Look

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

The IT Crowd

 

Don’t forget that we are a listener supported show.

You can reach us @podgodz, podgodz@gmail.com and  on Facebook – that is podgodz with a Zed. You can also help fund this show, or Gio in general, at PATREON.com/Giovanni and hit up those Amazon Affiliate links.

Time to put the Crown Royal sack back on the microphone.

Music Provided by Rucka Rucka Ali, Check out his work at RukasWorld and possibly commission him for your next project.

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GLL Episode 1256

CLL #1256 (feat. The Love Between The Two Hosts)

07/23/2000 Sunday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been shared online for 18 years, now finally 100% complete with a huge audio upgrade and the missing 6 minutes restored. 

 

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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PODGODZ 308

Podgodz 308: Lax and Gio talk s

Recorded 27 November 2018

 

Shit

Decided to order my own presents this year

 

Podcasts

Cleared all backlogs

 

Enjoying No Agenda

80’s All over is better when an episode is 2 hours

Omnibus: Pumpkin Pie

Do By Friday: The Cool Table at the Magic Convention, The Saw Spa

Top Four: Woodland Creatures

Incomparable Game Show #99

Reconcilable Differences #91: Truck Stop Floor Mat

Incomparable #433: You Like Garbage (Thanksgiving Draft), #434” All Wormholes Go To Heaven (The Black Hole)

The Villain Edit

The Dream

TV Guidance Counselor #328: Kevin Harrington

 

 

New

None

 

Dropping?

None

 

The Show:

Airborne (1993)

 

What is weird, I had not seen the movie but had seen the ending.

 

Why surfing?

 

Did they kill the dog (Slash)

 

They abandon the dream sequences

 

The introduction makes no sense, this is after Christmas not the start of a new term

 

The hockey team idiot is 20, and looks 25. He is also amazingly funny on The Patriot.

 

WOMEN/GIRLS are not PROPERTY

 

Little brown people did not play hockey unless they grew up in Alaska.

 

The hockey game is as out of place as the surfing. For a ‘prep’ team they have shitty gear,

 

If this is a game, where are the refs and coaches?

 

So they just abandon him, passed out, on the ice. Nice. He even dreams about his dog, the one they put down when they moved.

 

Who takes a leisurely shower unrelated to gym and an extended crap with reading material AT SCHOOL.

 

Luckily it was an early spring  in Cincinnati, it’s almost as if they relocated to Kentucky. This is 3 weeks after his arrival! So still January!

 

Weird diversion to the botanical garden and blue eyed soul boner jam #1. Where is the snow!

 

Gee, aren’t rollerblade brand inline skates SO MUCH cooler than skate boards and BMX’s? RADICAL

 

Sorry, I was paid for that interlude.

 

Another weird surfing interlude. Someone has a male foot fetish.

 

And now a fashion show interlude, the rare dude version. I’m too sexy for pants.

 

Gay slur.

 

Enter Alanah Ubach sporting her factory original honker.

 

The car, if you are interested, is a Pontiac Phoenix version of a Chevy Citation, sold 1980-84. so far from a new car on filming.

 

Prep douches spoil everything.

 

I’m not sure that Jack is wearing enough layers. He appears tp be wearing two jackets and a vest.

 

Math does not compute. Been here 3 weeks. Leaving in 3 months, his parents were going for 6 months.

 

He went and ruined everything with his pretty mouth!

 

Why did no one know Nikki was his sister?  She goes to the same school and should have the same name. How much younger is she supposed to even be?

 

He dreams of surfing and looking at his own feet.

 

Time for roller hockey, or contractural obligation #3.

 

So many sheets of plywood to conveniently skate over all the gravel patches!

 

He’s so good at roller hockey she just had a little orgasm.

 

Now he’s one of them!

 

Aggressive inline skating, or contractual obligation #4, racing the Devil’s Backbone.

 

Okay. How did they all get on top of the hill? Why is the “I won’t be skinny for no man” black girl the starter? Is her father the bus driver and she borrowed it to get them all there?

 

Sorry, but the ending choreography is week and the shooting removes the feeling of speed and danger. Perhaps because of contractural obligation #4?

 

Also how the fuck does surfer Johnny even know where he is going? It’s also a shame they couldn’t find a single skate Betty?

 

So Blaine drowned, right?

 

So, how did it work out for them?

 

Surfer Johnny knocks up not Jodie Sweetin. He sells his board, blades, and gear for a car seat after blowing out his knees. He ends up driving a dump truck hauling asphalt scrapings until he had a massive coronary in 2010, and in the process t-boned a school bus, knocking it into the river where they all drowned. Jodie Sweetin has an affair with Blaine, whose uncle owned the trucking company, so that Surfer Johnny gets hired, and keeps his job. To dull the pain she started taking opiates and died of an accidental overdose last year. Their 3 kids then went to live with uncle Jack, who is now out of the closet, and runs an athletic centre in a predominately refugee neighbourhood.

 

Gloria got a nose job, moved to Hollywood, and became a occasional Mexican. Wiley is still living in his parents basement where he is a semi-professional online poker player and Q-anon conspiracy enthusiast.

 

RIP Aggressive Inline skating: 1995-2005

 

Did this movie pass the Bechdel Test: Oh hell no.

 

Movies

Battle Royale

Top Secret

 

 

TV

Rosehaven S1 and 2

MST3K Season 12

Patriot S2

The Hollowmen S1 and 2

Fraggle Rock

Barney Miller

 

On Tap

Mitchell and Webb

Happy Valley

House of Cards?

 

Don’t forget that we are a listener supported show.

You can reach us @podgodz, podgodz@gmail.com and  on Facebook – that is podgodz with a Zed. You can also help fund this show, or Gio in general, at PATREON.com/Giovanni and hit up those Amazon Affiliate links.

Time to put the Crown Royal sack back on the microphone.

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GLL Episode 1255

CLL #1255 (feat. System of a Down)

07/20/2000 Thursday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been shared online for over 10 years, now 100% complete. A fan favorite episode.

From WikiSystem of a Down (SOAD), or simply System, is an Armenian-American heavy metal band from Glendale, California, formed in 1994. The band currently consists of Serj Tankian (lead vocals, keyboards), Daron Malakian (vocals, guitar), Shavo Odadjian (bass, backing vocals), and John Dolmayan (drums).[1]

The band achieved commercial success with the release of five studio albums, three of which debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200. System of a Down has been nominated for four Grammy Awards, and their song “B.Y.O.B.” won a Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock Performance in 2006. The band went on hiatus in 2006 and came together again in 2010, embarking on a tour for the following three years. System of a Down has sold over 40 million records worldwide, and their singles “Aerials” and “Hypnotize” have both reached number one on BillboardAlternative Songs chart.

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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GLL Episode 1254

CLL #1254 (feat. Molly Sims)

07/19/2000 Wednesday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been shared online for over 10 years, now 100% complete with yet another huge sound upgrade. You can finally hear it like never before and you can see it! After years of joking on air and several weeks of intense challenges from Adam to Drew, Drew finally examines Adam’s penis for warts after insisting Adam must have HPV due to his proximity to mass population centers and incorrect presumptions about past sexual activity. Dr. Marcel is in studio to assist while trying to sneak photos. Molly Sims joins them for the 2nd hour of the show.

From WikiMolly Sims (born May 25, 1973)[2] is an American model and actress. She has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and played Delinda Deline in the NBC drama Las Vegas.

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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GLL Episode 1253

CLL #1253 (feat. BT)

07/18/2000 Tuesday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been shared online for over 18 years, now 100% complete with yet another huge sound upgrade. The missing 30 minutes have been restored, BT is making his only known appearance during the Adam era. and proves to be a well spoken, thoughtful fan favorite guest.

From WikiBrian Wayne Transeau (born October 4, 1971), known by his initials as BT, is an American musician, composer, singer, songwriter, DJ and audio technician. An artist in the electronica music genre, he is credited as a pioneer of the trance and intelligent dance music styles that paved the way for EDM,[1] and for “stretching electronic music to its technical breaking point.”[2] He also creates music within many other styles, such as classical, film composition and bass music.

BT is also known for pioneering the stutter edit.[3] This production technique consists of taking a small fragment of sound and repeating it rhythmically.[4] BT was entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for his song “Somnambulist (Simply Being Loved)“, recognized as using the largest number of vocal edits in a song (6,178 edits).[1][3][5] BT’s work with stutter edit techniques led to the formation of software development company Sonik Architects, developer of the sound-processing software plug-ins Stutter Edit and BreakTweaker, and the live audio and visual remix app called Sonifi.[4]

In 2010, BT was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Electronic/Dance Album for These Hopeful Machines.[6] He has produced, remixed, written for, and collaborated with a variety of artists, including Paul van DykPeter GabrielTori AmosDepeche ModeNSYNCStingBlake LewisThe RootsGuruMadonnaBritney Spears and Tiësto, and composed original scores for films such as GoThe Fast and the Furious and Monster.[1][7][8][9]

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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GLL Episode 1252

CLL #1252 (feat. Jaguares)

07/17/2000 Monday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018)

This episode has been shared online for over 18 years, now 100% complete with yet another huge sound upgrade. Jaugares are making their 3rd appearance on Loveline. Adam updates the audience on the striking SAG members who were on strike outside of the studio in protest of Adam’s comments on the previous episode. Adam breaks out the old “Patrice” accent from his KROQ ‘Kevin and Bean’ calls and riffs in character, hilarious! Adam discusses an infamous police chase that went through his neighborhood that he would go on to reference to this very day.

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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GLL Episode 1251

CLL #1251 (feat. Fenix TX)

07/16/2000 Sunday Night Show

Source – Lost Tape VHS (2018) with Zone 105 Stream (2000) and JBJ Tape (2008) Patches

This episode has been shared online for almost 10 years, now 100% complete with a huge audio upgrade. Fenix TX are making their 2nd and final appearance on CLL. They once again prove to be great guests and are known to be lifelong fans of the show, you can tell. 

The Love Between The Two Hosts – CLL on Youtube, with Video for select episodes.

Music Provided by Rich Banks

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